Rohan Salmond

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The Pope keeps saying the f-slur

Also, meet the queer Methodist who played 'HOT TO GO!' on church bells

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A new patron saint of the internet?

Also, three years of Modern Relics! Send it to me, Rachel.

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Just Justin now for bot priest

Also, Bishop stabbing video to remain online

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An eclipse, a pope fight and Yoba

Also, a last roundup of Easter memes before they become cringe

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The Kate Middleton Easter memes don't make sense anymore

Also, more AI Jesus, VeggieTales Purim and Sydney Sweeney reads the Bible

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AI Jesus is all over Facebook

Also, Ramadan cat videos (it's Ramadan)

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Never not talking about Contemporary Christian Music

Also, what's Denis Villeneuve Dune 2 the Gospel Coalition?

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Popular Buddhism with Taylor Swift

Also, biblically accurate sheep don't look how you think they look.

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Wait, was Jesus a foot guy?

Also, "weed nuns" seem to be a thing online

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AI unravels ancient scroll of Epicurean pleasures

Also, some news about the Pizza Hut church.

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The Stanley cup craze was caused by Mormons and more specifically by Mitt Romney

Also, God's Gang is the interfaith cartoon I'm not sure anyone asked for??

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Modern Relics is now on Ghost!

Hello and welcome to Modern Relics, the newsletter about religion, pop culture and the internet -- now at its new home on Ghost. Just in case you haven't read my thoughts about it in my previous editions, I've make the decision to move away from Substack.

The new Mumford & Sons song is about the apocalypse

Here we are then. With any luck, this will be the last edition of Modern Relics to go out via Substack. I’ve migrated all your email addresses over to a new platform as of last week, and I’ll move over anyone who has subscribed since then too. Please

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Secret Jewish tunnel highlights social media antisemitism

Also, Lil Nas X is ironically sincere about religion

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It's the 2023 Modern Relics Christmas special

Also, what if Mary was on TikTok Live?

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An end-of-year reflection

Also, some memes (for something new and different)

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What if Ned Flanders is THE Christian?

Also, Spotify Wrapped called me homophobic

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Lil Nas X enters his Christian era

Also, Silicon Valley groks religion

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Would you convert for the skydiving Christian baby?

Also, Bobby Berk quits Queer Eye

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You should probably listen to Rock that Doesn't Roll

Also, Greedy Peasant's St Bartholomew costume is finally done

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Can you beat Pokemon without breaking the Ten Commandments?

Also, the Roblox Palestine protest and more Sufjan

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Christian albums that are still good, actually

Also, don't judge me for my choices please

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The Exorcist: Believer changed with America

Also, you know what's spookier than Catholicism? Nothing :)

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Lana Del Rey knows the Bible better than you

Also, please keep keeping Sufjan in your prayers

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My Baldur’s Gate 3 theological crisis

Also, it's about ethics in games (and the ethics we impose on them)