You should probably listen to Rock that Doesn't Roll

Also, Greedy Peasant's St Bartholomew costume is finally done

You should probably listen to Rock that Doesn't Roll

Modern Relics is a newsletter about pop culture and what religion has to do with it. The vibe is something like…

@billionaire_jax

Replying to @cengickarlo guys, this is a joke video. Its not true #funnyvideos #funny #meme #fyp #viral #tiktok

♬ Mr.Beast what does he teach - Billionaire_Jax

Thanks Travis for sending me that.

There’s been a handful of new subscribers this week, so I’ll just spend a bit of time to say welcome! Please feel free to comment and send memes, particularly if they’re about religions other than Christianity. I mostly post Christian stuff because that’s the world I encounter most online, but this isn’t a Christian newsletter per se.

I also take pitches for guest posts!


Rock that Doesn’t Roll podcast

I totally, stupidly forgot to put this in last week’s newsletter. Leah Payne, co-host of the Weird Religion podcast, is publishing a book about the history of the Contemporary Christian Music industry. Along with Andrew Gill, she’s also releasing the Rock That Doesn’t Roll podcast about Christian music in the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s.

It’s distributed by PRX, which also does This American Life, The Moth, Snap Judgement, etc etc so you know it’s good.

Literally feels like a podcast made specifically for me! So if you enjoy Modern Relics, you’ll probably like Rock That Doesn’t Roll too.


A tweet

via “X” / @cavegift

I basically only see tweets my husband sends me or that get put in the Modern Relics Discord.

For example, Moose posted this tweet of writer Anthony Oliveira dressed as Mysterio posing with a biblically accurate angel at a Halloween party.


Omg I just realised the Pope almost certainly owns an iPad

via Bluesky / @aniceburrito.bsky.social

What kind of case do you think he has.


Greedy Peasant’s final St Bartholomew Halloween costume

@greedypeasant

St Bartholomew Flay For Us 🙏🩸🙏 #halloween #halloweencostume #reveal #greedypeasant 📽️ by @yuliya

♬ Halloween Theme - John Carpenter & Cody Carpenter & Daniel Davies

Pre-Halloween I wrote about how TikToker Greedy Peasant was making a fashion St Bartholomew costume for Halloween but all the videos kept getting flagged on account of St Bartholomew is the one who was martyred by having all his skin flayed off and he’s usually depicted wearing his own skin as a robe. TikTok reckons that’s not suitable for children.

You’ll be relieved to know the final costume reveal has not been flagged or taken down! You are free to enjoy!

While on the topic, I love this video of Greedy Peasant doing a “nostalgia pilgrimage” through this book of Catholic saints he had as a child. Honestly it explains so much. In addition to many gross deaths, it features a floating cross stigmata laser beam combo pew pew.


“Guide to Surviving a Midwest WASP Church” from a religiously tramatized gay

@yellowotter101

In honor of today being the last time I enter a Bible belt church for the foreseeable future 🫠 #church #religioustrauma #gay

♬ original sound - Jeremy

Been meaning to post this one for a while lmao. This is so real lol.


Date me, a Protie

via “X” / @MadocCairns

Lastly, may this remain fresh in our memories

via “X” / @Leo_Puglisi6